Well, you need NAPTIME™.
NAPTIME™ is our new patented formula for sleep, perfect on any level of annoyance! Just spray onto a rag, hold over target's mouth for 8-12 seconds, and presto! Thanks to NAPTIME™'S SLEEPYTIME™ formula, sleeping is made easy, when the chemicals go into the target's brain and "gently" induce sleep!
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But wait! if you act fast, you can get the all-new DreamSack! With these all-new portable bags, you just pull over the problem's head, tighten, and wait! Eventually they will pass out, with a 15% chance of not waking up again! But that's not all! More solid forms of NAPTIME products are availible, such as: Aluminum Baseball bat, for quick-acting slumber; Cyanide, for a more clever and long-term sleeping solution; and many more!